chumbukkit:

ive been thinking about this video for 2 years at least

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

egberts:

DID YOU KNOW for 5,000 dollars you can have a shark in sharknado 2 named after you

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the Beatles

Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.

Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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What is your attack on titan favorite ship now that youre watchingit?
Anonymous

coolscar:

the only ship that matters…. jean kirschtein x sheldon cooper from the big bang theory 

derpinderek:

Finally

derpinderek:

Finally

cooked boob or cooked dick
Anonymous